January 2012
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!
beefranck:
FIREWORKS!
Happy New Year East Coast!
Let us know if there are jet packs yet.
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shumbodynamedharry:
Grabbed lunch before meeting up with friends and this is what happened after…Do something you’ve never done before the end of 2011…HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!
He’s just too cool.
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I just climbed an avocado tree, picked a bunch of fruit, risked my life…
AND THIS GUY COMES AND FUCKING TAKES FOUR OF THEM.
Then he has the nerve to tell his wife and mom that there’s some idiot in a tree with a stick so they can come and gawp.
Bitch give me back my avocados.
December 2011
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But now I know, I'm growing old.: nesretan: i... →
nesretan:
i think a lot of the time we dislike people just because we find it easier to assume they are the way they are just because they choose to be, rather than that their life and its circumstances and the actions of others have culminated in creating them, for better or for worse.
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I am totally useless today.
beefranck:
I’m staring at my computer screen but nothing is making any sense.
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long live the new flesh: You know when you know... →
gadgetry:
A hawk took one of my birds as I was feeding them. Right in front of my face. It happened so fast it took a few seconds to process what had happened, but then I saw the silhouette, the mass of struggling feathers, and the long, striped tail. Probably a sharp-shinned hawk. I chased it down about…
Be yourself - but don’t be conspicuous.
– Fred Astaire’s style philosophy (via putthison)
iamreallyhigh:
So high I was afraid of logs.
Damn nature, you scary
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When people do nice things for me
It genuinely throws me. I feel like everyone around me is being so wonderful and I’m just… there. I’m the sweater fuzz on the group hug of life.
I’m in one of those weird phases (that usually sinks in around January 14 to about April 15) where sadness kind of swallows my sense of humor. I still laugh, I just think sad things are funny right now.
I was listening to the...
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lefthandpanther:
If one could obtain money by cracking the skulls of degenerate assholes, I’d be a bloody billionaire
Crimefighters Inc
Snapping necks and cashing checks
Shit just got real
lefthandpanther:
If one could obtain money by cracking the skulls of degenerate assholes, I’d be a bloody billionaire
Crimefighters Inc
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beefranck replied to your post: beefranck replied to your post: beefranck replied…
“The dog on the label is holding a can of dog food, on the label of which there is a smaller dog, holding a smaller can on which there is an even smaller dog, and on and on as far as the eye can see.” ocelotfactory.com/hoban…
I need to read this story. Maybe I can find it for “my nieces” and you...
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beefranck replied to your post: beefranck replied to your post: citizenblue…
If I reply to this will you reply? How many replies to replies do you think we could do? Do you think we’ll reach the last visible dog? And am I the only person who will know what that is referencing?
Yes. I don’t know. Unsure. Possibly.
Note this is also how I’d solicit drugs or demand a raise.
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beefranck replied to your post: citizenblue reblogged your post: beefranck replied…
!!!!!!!!!
It’s also bigger on the inside. The entire internet fits in there
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citizenblue reblogged your post: beefranck replied to your post: If you don’t know…
YOUR PHONE IS A TARDIS. OH MY GOD.
My ringtone is the engine. VWORP VWORP VWORP
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beefranck replied to your post: If you don’t know
Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey you. Hey. Hey. Hey. SMILE. ^_^
OKAY
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If you don't know
Just be quiet. Take your time and compose the next thing you’re about to say. You might even fool people into thinking you have any fucking clue what you’re talking about.
Don’t say “uh” every other word. Nothing erodes my patience more steadily than a string of irrelevant, space-filling mouth noise.
That Kind Of Woman: Disclaimer:
If you marry me... →
thatkindofwoman:
Disclaimer:
If you marry me (those two lovely people that proposed), I will feed you. We will become two “husky” people in the winter because instinct sets in and all I want to do is put on those winter pounds. Then we will have to make up for the massive amount of goodies I bake by going on long…
You had me at “I will feed you”